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What do Glenn Beck, Sarah Palin & James Joyce have in common?

As we there are where are we are we there from tomtittot Beck
UNDE ET UBI. underwhere
to teetootomtotalitarian Glenn in a Nauziated projection.
ADVEHO ME toohell
Teaparty tea too oo. Tea 2.0
With his broad
Whom will comes over FOX. Who to caps ever flocks.
SIC. o o o
and teary face,
And howelse do we hook our hike to find that
to everyman  a
pint of porter place? Am shot, says the big
flag guard.1 And trades the truth for money.
Whence. Quick lunch by our left, wheel,
Mealy mouthed
to where. Long Livius Lane, mid Mezzofanti
Mall, diagonising Lavatery Square, up Tycho
peebles problems.
Brache Crescent,2 shouldering Berkeley Alley,
querfixing Gainsborough Carfax, under Guido
d’Arezzo’s Gadeway, by New Livius Lane till
Don’t retch meat
where we whiled while we whithered. Old
fat salt lard
Vico Roundabout. But fahr, be fear, by greed! And
sinks down (and
natural, simple, slavish, filial glory. The marriage of
Out sourced).
Montan wetting his fame moll we know, like any
enthewsyass cuckling a Palin hoyden3 in her
rougey envy Sarah goes rogue
1 Rawmeash, quoshe with her girlic teangue. If old Herod with the Corm-
well’s eczema was to go for me like he does Snuffler whatever about his blue sweatered
canaries I’d do nine months for his teary beaver beard of lies.
2 Mater Mary Mercerycordial of the Dripping Nipples, milk’s a queer
Arrangement ideal for a vaporubbed stuffed shirt.
3 Real life behind the floodlights as shown by the best exponents of a royal
divorce of fair and balanced reality.
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